Prophet's Prank War Strategies 2024 Workshop
Join us for our annual workshop on the art of prank warfare! In this intensive 5-day course, you'll learn the latest tactics and techniques from renowned Prophet of Prank himself.
Course Objectives
By the end of this course, you'll be able to:
- Conduct an effective prank assault on your unsuspecting coworkers
- Deploy a well-orchestrated series of pranks that will keep your family in a state of constant confusion
- Create an impenetrable fortress of boredom to protect against the pranking attacks of others
Workshop Schedule
Here's a sneak peek at the workshop schedule:
- Monday, 9:00 AM - 10:30 AM: "The Art of the Perfectly-Timed whoopee Cushion"
- Monday, 10:30 AM - 12:00 PM: "Prank warfare tactics: From the classics to the cutting-edge (and back again)"
- Tuesday, 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: "Prankster psychology: How to read your victim's mind"
- Wednesday, 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: "Advanced Prankster Fu: The Art of the well-timed, expertly-placed whoopee cushion"
- Thursday, 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: "Prank warfare: A study in chaos theory"
- Friday, 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM: "The Final Prank: A live, real-time, expertly-planned prank attack"
Prerequisites
You must be at least 18 years old, have a sense of humor, and be willing to sign a waiver releasing the workshop organizers from any liability resulting from your prank-related activities.
More on the Prerequisites
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