Prophet's Prank War Strategies 2024 Workshop

Join us for our annual workshop on the art of prank warfare! In this intensive 5-day course, you'll learn the latest tactics and techniques from renowned Prophet of Prank himself.

Course Objectives

By the end of this course, you'll be able to:

Conduct an effective prank assault on your unsuspecting coworkers
Deploy a well-orchestrated series of pranks that will keep your family in a state of constant confusion
Create an impenetrable fortress of boredom to protect against the pranking attacks of others

Workshop Schedule

Here's a sneak peek at the workshop schedule:

Monday, 9:00 AM - 10:30 AM: "The Art of the Perfectly-Timed whoopee Cushion"
Monday, 10:30 AM - 12:00 PM: "Prank warfare tactics: From the classics to the cutting-edge (and back again)"
Tuesday, 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: "Prankster psychology: How to read your victim's mind"
Wednesday, 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: "Advanced Prankster Fu: The Art of the well-timed, expertly-placed whoopee cushion"
Thursday, 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: "Prank warfare: A study in chaos theory"
Friday, 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM: "The Final Prank: A live, real-time, expertly-planned prank attack"

Prerequisites

You must be at least 18 years old, have a sense of humor, and be willing to sign a waiver releasing the workshop organizers from any liability resulting from your prank-related activities.